The Script

After trying for the last couple of days to get my job back at "The Office," I've decided to give up.  So I don't see any reason not to just go ahead and upload the script that I found at work last week, which is Steve Carell's last episode.  It looks like sometime between now and then, Holly is going to leave Michael again.  And Will Ferrell won't be taking over, after all. 
So click here to read the Michael Scott's last episode of "The Office."


The Office - "Goodbye, Michael"

JASON BRANDONMAN
craftservicesblog@gmail.com

Fired...

On a Saturday morning.  They were too cowardly to say it to my face, so they called to tell me, during the weekend.  I can't prove it, but I know Krasinski is to blame. I'm no longer working at The Office.

So the season 7 finale that I found, I just sent it to Wikileaks.  Hopefully they have the courage to publish it.

JASON BRANDONMAN
craftservicesblog@gmail.com

Still here

Krasinski must have tried to get me fired, because the craft services coordinator had a little talk with me.  Good thing I used my first week on the job to form some important alliances with the PAs and assistants on set- and everyone knows they run the show.  I won't say I'm untouchable, but I'm pretty close.

JASON BRANDONMAN
Assistant Craft Services Coordinator (ACSC)
"The Office"
craftservicesblog@gmail.com

The Smoothie Incident

Early shoot this morning and things are not looking good.  There was an incident- let's call it The Smoothie incident.  All I'll say is that it involved John Krasinski and I'm not at all surprised that he is now trying to get me fired. He's been after me from day one anyway.

JASON BRANDONMAN
Assistant Craft Services Coordinator (ACSC)
"The Office"
craftservicesblog@gmail.com

Week 1

Things are going okay so far...

One of the actors- I won't say who, but he had a small part in Tarantino's 5th best movie- well, he gave me a friendly tip that i should put a spoon in the bowl of nuts. I told him to just use his hands.  Cut out the middle man. He was pretty cool about it though -- it seemed like he gets me.

I had a somewhat less friendly encounter with John Krasinksi (Jim).  He came by for a bottle of water, and I was reading a book.  No big deal, right?  Well, there was no water left in the fridge, so I told him to go check the kitchen on the other side of the stage.  And he asked me if "maybe I could put down my Kindle and go grab some waters."  As if my Kindle had anything to do with it!  Anyway, I told him to go ask a production assistant.  I'm an Assistant Coordinator.


JASON BRANDONMAN
Assistant Craft Services Coordinator (ACSC)
"The Office"
craftservicesblog@gmail.com

Finally...

For years I didnt blog my adventures because I didn't want to rub it in your faces than I am in Hollywood and basically living the ultimate dream.  But now I am the Assistant Craft Services Coordinator on the best TV show of all time and there's just no way to hide it.  I've been hired to work on THE OFFICE.

So everyone that I ever told I was going to make sure they never worked in this town again, maybe you should start taking what I said seriously.


JASON BRANDONMAN
Assistant Craft Services Coordinator (ACSC)
"The Office"
craftservicesblog@gmail.com